Hugh Behm-Steinberg covered grading papers and Taylor Swift. Shilpa Kamat recalled the Inquisition in Goa. Andrew R. Touhy explored psychosexual questions and the hare-tortoise race. Hannah Custis looked in all Bluebeard's rooms. Neil Uzzell crossed the Himalayas and brought things to a close with a sterling rendition of "Big Rock Candy Mountain."